=== VRelationships ===

So hey, can I ask you about someone? #Hero

    -> VRMenu
    
=== VRMenu ===

Yeah, who? #Villain

    + [The princess!]
        ~VonP = true
        -> VRPrisoner
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        ~VonL1 = true
        -> VRLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        ~VonL2 = true
        -> VRLackeyTwo
        
    + [Lackey Three!]
        ~VonL3 = true
        -> VRLackeyThree
        
    + {SecondPlayer} [Second Player!]
        ~VonSP = true
        -> VRSecondPlayer
        
    + {CutHero} [The Old Hero!]
        ~VonCH = true
        -> VRCutHero
        
    + {WashingMachine} [Washing Machine!]
        ~VonWM = true
        -> VRWashingMachine
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> VRExit

=== VRPrisoner ===

So yeah, what do you think of the princess? #Hero

Oh, I have thoughts. Believe you me, I have thoughts. #Villain

Cool, can't wait to hear them. #Hero

Is that it? #Villain

    + {PonV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRPrisonerGossip
    
    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRPrisonerGossip ===

Prisoner was telling me things about you, too! #Hero

Well, aren't you a little shit stirrer? #Villain

You know it! #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyOne ===

So yeah, what do you think about Lackey One? #Hero

Definitely things! So many things. #Villain

Cool, can't wait to hear them. #Hero

Is that it? #Villain

    + {L1onV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRLackeyOneGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyOneGossip ===

Lackey One was telling me things about you, too! #Hero

How dare they! #Villain

Right? #Hero

Actually, I don't care. #Villain

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyTwo ===

Any feelings about Lackey Two? #Hero

Maybe. Who knows how that'll turn out? #Villain

Yeah, no idea, man. #Hero

Is that it? #Villain

    + {L2onV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRLackeyTwoGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyTwoGossip ===

Lackey Two was telling me things about you, too! #Hero

How dare they! #Villain

Right? #Hero

Actually, I don't care. #Villain

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyThree ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Three! #Hero

Nope. Not even one. #Villain

Huh. #Hero

Is that it? #Villain

    + {L3onV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRLackeyThreeGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRLackeyThreeGossip ===

Lackey Three was telling me things about you, too! #Hero

How dare they! #Villain

Right? #Hero

Actually, I don't care. #Villain

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRSecondPlayer ===

So what do you think of my buddy? #Hero

You should definitely give your standby a chance to shine. #Villain

Yeah, I'll think about it. #Hero

Is that it? #Villain

    + {SPonV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRSecondPlayerGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRSecondPlayerGossip ===

Second Player was talking about you... #Hero

That's okay. They can do that. #Villain

Cool, cool, cool. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRCutHero ===

Did you see that guy? This game used to have a completely different direction. #Hero

Oh yeah, it was super different back in the day. #Villain

I really don't want to talk about back in the day. #Hero

Wow. Rude! Fine. Is that it? #Villain

    + {CHonV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRCutHeroGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRCutHeroGossip ===

Cut Hero mentioned you. #Hero

...and? #Villain

That's it. #Hero

Great update! #Villain

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRWashingMachine ===

Have you ever talked to the washing machine? #Hero

You talked to the washing machine? #Villain

I mean, yeah, a little. #Hero

Huh. Weirdo. #Villain

    + {WMonV} [They were talking about you...]
        -> VRWashingMachineGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
        
=== VRWashingMachineGossip ===

The washing machine mentioned you... #Hero

So, you don't just talk to a washing machine-- it talks back to you? #Villain

I mean, yeah? #Hero

Wow. Okay then. #Villain

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> VRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> VMenu
    
=== VRExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

I'll say. It's a bad habit. #Villain

    -> VMenu